So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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