oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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