Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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