he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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