Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Less talking, more tequila
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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