is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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