Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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