do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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