She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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