i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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