Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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