walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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