i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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