And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize