are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just google imaged poop.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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