While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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