Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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