Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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