We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
even my farts smell like vagina
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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