So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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