Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
a search helicopter?!
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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