if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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