I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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