Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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