none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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