I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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