no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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