She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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