My liver just broke up with me...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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