i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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