so explain again why im purple
no
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
