Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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