i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Is her dick bigger than yours?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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