So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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