ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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