I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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