"it" just moved
are you so shy because you have an std?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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