did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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