the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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