eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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