So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I have aggressive nipples.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
