Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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Found your dick twin last night
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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