That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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