We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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