Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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