...so i touched it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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