You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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