It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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