just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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