pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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