I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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