Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Panties = found
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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