Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I FOUND THE LEGS
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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