were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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