The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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