She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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